The trouble with solving crime on facebook

June 12, 2020 The Goat
Valemount was on high alert on Wednesday and Thursday last week when a man suffering a mental illness attempted to steal a car after he burgled homes for two weeks straight in Valemount, stole a car in McBride only to be arrested in Bonnyville, […]

High art

June 5, 2020 The Goat
Residents of Valemount are responding positively to a new art installation outside the local post office. Art critiques are calling it unmitigated genius: the flag pole, notably at full mast, has been bashed over the post office. Some say it represents a modern nation unaware of the struggle raging inside of it for equality. […]

Full House for Annual Poker Ride

October 2, 2019 The Goat
By Shelly Cousineau The Robson Valley Chapter of the Backcountry Horsemen of BC (BCHBC) held their 9th Annual Poker Ride September 14, 2019 on the crown lease land on Hinkleman Road with a total of […]

Lou: Up in the rafters

October 8, 2017 The Goat
by LOU MAZE Goat Humour Columnist The first Thanksgiving in North America was in Canada. The pilgrims can have their funny hats, roasted turkey and pumpkins pies, but we did it first. The frigid upper […]

Stop being an annoying pessimist

September 28, 2017 The Goat
by Mak Upstuff The verdict is in. According to a recent study by the Institute for Understanding Rural Behaviour located in Tete Jaune Cache, British Columbia, you can contribute to your community by not being […]

Lou: Golf played me

September 14, 2017 The Goat
by Lou Maze It has been years since I played golf. In truth I only tried to play golf. It is more realistic to say that golf played me. They say golf “is a mental […]

Lou: Interior Kid

August 10, 2017 The Goat
By Lou Maze Goat Humour Columnist My son regularly boasts that he is “an interior kid,” but eight years back he was a Vancouverite. Being a Vancouverite means you own more than one umbrella. One […]

Ignorance is bliss

May 22, 2017 The Goat
by LOU MAZE RMG Humour Writer If people are talking about you, it means you are not dead. If they are saying only nice things, it means you are. Some people obsess about what others […]
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What’s dis?

January 26, 2017 The Goat
by LOU MAZE RMG Humour Writer When the makers of dictionaries, or lexicographers, decided to describe the language as it was, rather than as it ‘should’ be, some folks were upset. You could no longer […]
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