Gwynne Dyer is a Canadian-born independent journalist whose column is published in more than 175 papers in 45 countries.

By Gwynne Dyer

Shock Horror! Anthropocene Cancelled! We’re back in the Holocene! Man the Pumps!

An international panel of two dozen senior geologists has finally delivered its verdict: we are not in a new geological epoch. The Anthropocene (the ‘Human’ era) is now, in George Orwell’s terms, ‘oldspeak’.

But this wasn’t an argument between one set of scientists who believe that the activities of human beings are transforming the behaviour of the entire Earth System, and another lot who don’t. The in-house debates were about whether what’s happening deserves the status of a geological epoch, and when did it really start?

For example, why did the pro-‘Anthropocene’ team pick the 1950s as the start of the epoch? Yes, there was a surge in fossil fuel burning, fertilizer use, and atomic bomb fallout in the ‘50s, but why not 5,000 years ago, when the global climate prematurely stopped cooling and began climbing instead?

The ten-thousand-year warm periods that come along about every hundred thousand years are called ‘interglacials’, and the one we are in right now is called the ‘Holocene’. Like the thirty-odd interglacials before it, it began with a huge surge in temperature. Average global temperature rose as much as 7°C or 8°C, even a bit warmer than the present.

Global average temperature would then normally have started the slow, relentless slide back down until the glaciers began re-forming again about 10,000 years later. That is, around now, since this interglacial officially started 11,700 years ago.

But this time round the glaciers are not reforming; in fact, they are melting. About 5,000 years ago the average global temperature stopped falling and started rising again.

That made no sense – until Bill Ruddiman, an American palaeontologist, pointed out that this was when human beings started farming in a big way. There were only a few million of them at first, but they cut down a lot of trees (carbon dioxide), they tamed a lot of cows and sheep (methane from burps and farts), and they grew a lot of rice (more methane).

A few thousand years of that, and they had released enough greenhouse gas to raise the average global temperature by one full degree Celsius. That’s why we aren’t going back into the next big glaciation right now. In fact, the whole Ice Age has been cancelled permanently.

Frankly, most people don’t care what the geologists eventually decide to call this episode in the Earth’s long history. Everyone else will call it the Anthropocene because human beings really are now in charge of what happens to the global temperature, the sea level and all the rest of it whether we wanted that job or not.

The Anthropocene is not a badge of shame. It is just what the planet is doing right now. WE are just what the planet is doing right now. The only relevant question is whether the human race gets to continue in one way or another, which is the way that all evolution works.

More control over the outcome of our own evolutionary experiment, which is what the Anthropocene acknowledge and embodies, is not a bad thing. As Johan Rockström, director of the Potsdam Institute for Climate Impact Research, put it: “We are now simply so big and so dominant that we now need to drive the vehicle. Currently we are just sitting there and not really recognising that we are the ones with the levers now. It’s time to use them.”