Lou Maze: Old Friend

March 23, 2015 The Goat
By: Lou Maze Goat Humour Columnist If you are drinking a cup of coffee while you read this, I will try to forgive you. I’ve been having some health issues that necessitate my weaning myself […]

Snore

February 1, 2015 The Goat
My snore is not a delicate wheeze, spiced with the occasional little snort. I am loud. I wake myself up. You can hear me in the next room. You can hear me in the next, next room. […]

Resolutions

January 16, 2015 The Goat
Every year I get a column out of New Year’s Resolutions. They contain all the variables of classic comedy, human frailty, noisy promises and dramatic falls. […]

Speaking of pets

January 8, 2015 The Goat
When cats do decide to speak to us, they will present a college-worthy vocabulary and they will make it look easy. […]
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